Paras is lovely this time of year.
(via thebestoftumbling)
The sun has never seen a shadow
if you’d stayed in the shower a bit longer you’d have realised the sun has never seen anything
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it’s safe to assume that at any given moment i want to go back to bed
(via ohwontyoustickaround)
waiter: how’s your meal?
shakira: it’s wonderful thanks
shakira’s hips: she hates it
shakira: son of a
(via shootmef-ckingdead)
The lady in front of me at chipotle asked for baked beans
they asked “do you want black or pinto” and she said baked beans
(via hellokelseygirl)